20 Kid Friendly Jokes Even Adults Will Love – #FridayFrivolity

In celebration of National Joke Day, Friday Frivolity is sharing all of our favorite funnies. Here are twenty kid friendly jokes that even adults will laugh at.

Kid Friendly Jokes

1. What’s a witch’s favorite school subject?



2. Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies


3. What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer


4. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

He was feeling crumby.


5. What’s brown and sticky?

A stick


6. What do you call a a fairy that doesn’t take a bath?

Stinker Bell


7. Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock?

Because it’s a little meteor.


8. What do you do if you get swallowed by an elephant?

Run around ’till you’re all pooped out.


9. What do sea monsters eat?

Fish and ships

Kid Friendly Jokes

10. How do you make a glass of milk shake?

You take it to a scary movie


11. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey!


12. Why did the old lady fall in the well?

Because she didn’t see that well


13. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?

Open-toad shoes

14. Why was the car embarrassed?

Because it had gas


15. What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet


16. What kind of lion doesn’t roar?

A dandelion


17. Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools


18. Why can’t your nose be twelve inches long?

Because then it would be a foot


19. Why did the belt go to jail?

Because it held up a pair of pants


20. Kid Friendly Jokes

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Host, Lisa, Friday Frivolity Superbowl / Football Memes Edition! (Sort of, Not Really... ;P) Plus the Friday Frivolity LINKY PARTY - the blog link-up for all things Fun, Funny, Happy, and Hopeful!
  Lisa is an awesomely hilarious and authentic writer who marches to her own drum on her blog Syncopated Mama, providing an “un-labelly spot” for all the happily off-beat folks out there who have been wishing to find kindred spirits. She shares her adventures building a natural home, teaching her adorbs daughter, establishing and refining positive communication skills, camping, creating, cooking, and so much more! Lisa recently wrote about her all the fantastic fun Peg + Cat-themed birthday party she threw for her daughter…you’ve gotta check it out!
Amethyst is a fantastically encouraging and thoughtful blogger, who shares new-mama adventures, self-care advice, book and product reviews and so much more over at One Sage Mama. Her most recent post is a review of a great new natural toothpaste.  

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Lindsay is a fabulously fun blogger who shares her attempts at cooking, DIY, and trying to be a fashionable mom over at Crazy About Expresso. Her most recent post is sharing a review of her latest Stitch Fix Box

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Featured Post from Last Week:

In a fun twist, since we have multiple hosts and co-hosts we will also have multiple features…. but you will have to go check out the other blogs to see if you were featured there!  😉    


The featured post for this week is…
 TheBoondocksBlog Nautical Sign

Check out The Boondocks Blog repurpose a piece of MDF to create a beautiful nautical sign. I love the details on this!

Now, the new stuff! 

This a link-up for all things funny, fun, encouraging, hopeful, and happy. That includes free printables, giveaways, and other fun stuff to make us SMILE and start the weekend off on the right foot. If you’re here in search of fun and uplifting reading materials, skip the rules and just start clickin’! Bloggy buddies, thanks for coming to par-tay! You are welcome to link up to 3 posts, and old posts are always welcome! 

Kid Friendly Jokes

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